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Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene hasrevealed the existenceof the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp car magnets available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!
Slap this car magnet on your vehicle and declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps.
4.1" diameter
50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates andorganizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.
