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Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad - Car Magnet
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Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat untilthe appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)
Stick this magnet to your car or fridge and declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad!
4" wide x 4.25 tall
50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting rights organizations
