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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt

    $29.95

    Shhhh! You've found the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt!  Made in the USAPrinted in Vermont 50% of profits from this product will be do...

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  • Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt

    $29.95

    Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat until the appearan...

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  • Gazpacho Police T-shirt

    $29.95

    Are you ready to join the Gazpacho Police? Marjorie Taylor Greene is up to her old tricks talking trash about the police: the Gazpacho Police. If ...

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  • First Italian Air & Space Covert Operation T-shirt

    $29.95

    This shirt is worn by the true heroes of the 2020 election: the members of the First Italian Air & Space Covert Operation (FIASCO) who stole ...

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  • U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program T-shirt

    $29.95

    When Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) suggested that the U.S. Forest Service combat climate change by altering the orbit of the Moon, some saw ...

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    No One is Treading On You, Sweetie - T-Shirt

    $29.95

      Our new T-Shirt is the perfect response to the Gadsden Flag-flying monster truck that's parked in your neighbor's driveway. Wear it anywhere you ...

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