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There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our ve...

Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser ...

Are you ready to join the Gazpacho Police? Marjorie Taylor Greene is up to her old tricks talking trash about the police: the Gazpacho Police. If ...

This patch is worn by the true heroes of the 2020 election: the members of the First Italian Air & Space Covert Operation (FIASCO) who stole t...

When Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) suggested that the U.S. Forest Service combat climate change by altering the orbit of the Moon, some saw ...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Loch Ness Hatch...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Volunteers at our S...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Located in Maiden B...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Jersey Devil Tag...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Mothman Nestwatc...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Chupacabra Reint...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  First sighted in Dou...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Originally a desert ...

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Ever since it was fi...