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Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat untilthe appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)
Add this sticker to your mug, your car, or anywhere else you want to declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad!
UV Laminated White Polypropylene
Suitable for indoor + outdoor use
4" wide
50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting rights organizations
