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When Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) suggested that the U.S. Forest Service combat climate change by altering the orbit of the Moon, some saw ...

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This patch is worn by the true heroes of the 2020 election: the members of the First Italian Air & Space Covert Operation (FIASCO) who stole t...

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Bubeleh, are you Mazel Tough?  We've taken our motto for the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and made it a patch you can wear with pride! Availabl...

The Progress Pride Flag was created by graphic designer Daniel Quasar. Quasar’s design places a greater emphasis on inclusion and progression. Thi...

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Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had a special collar she wore on days when she dissented from decisions being handed down by the Supreme Court. Justic...

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Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Ever since it was fi...

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Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Loch Ness Hatch...

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You know where there's space for the biggest egos on earth? In space! If you think we should send all the billionaires into orbit, then this is th...

There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our ve...