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Trade coded messages with members of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps with our new Decoder Wheel!
This Official SJSLC decoder wheel can be set to seven different codes to baffle Marjorie Taylor Greene and prevent any more of our secrets from getting out. Send invites to the next Death Star of David knitting circle or write a note to that cute guy on the Targeting Team with confidence that only authorized members of the SJSLC will be able to read your correspondence.
Plus, 50% of profits from this decoder wheel will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.
