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U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program T-shirt
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When Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) suggested that the U.S. Forest Service combat climate change by altering the orbit of the Moon, some saw a man who is clearly out of his depth. But not the U.S. Forest Service. We saw opportunity.
Now is your chance to join the exciting and very real U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program by wearing our new Gohmert Mission T-shirt. Together, we can solve the climate crisis and discover an entirely new source of cheese.
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Made in the USA Printed in Vermont
50% of profits from this product will be donated to Black Outside, Inc. and Nature for All.
