{"title":"Marjorie Taylor Greene","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"jewish-space-laser","title":"Secret Jewish Space Laser - 1\/400 Scale Model","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel to raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real and not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAlso available: Pins, patches, stickers, and t-shirts! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/collections\/secret-jewish-space-laser\"\u003eSee the whole collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: This is a joke, but it is not a toy for children\u003c\/em\u003e. This laser pointer is appropriate for use with pets. Do not stare into the beam of this laser. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dissent Pins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":38060069060792,"sku":"DPLASPOI1","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/products\/SecretJewishSpaceLaserCorpsScaleModeloncardonbeige1500x1500.jpg?v=1679516926"},{"product_id":"secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin","title":"Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp enamel pins available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eJoin the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear this new hard enamel pin with pride! (Now available as a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-mini-pin\"\u003emini pin\u003c\/a\u003e, too!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"s1\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePin is 1.6\" wide. 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You've found the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted in Vermont\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eof the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp T-shirts available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePart of the MAZEL TOUGH collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex Sizing: \u003cem\u003eScroll down for size chart\u003c\/em\u003e\r\n\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlso available as an \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eenamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/collections\/secret-jewish-space-laser\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-patch\"\u003epatch\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnisex Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: if you are between sizes, size up as 100% cotton tees are prone to slight shrinkage.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"float: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/files\/Royal_5051_Size_Chart.2.jpg?v=1618776374\" alt=\"T-shirt Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBulk pricing is not available on T-shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOriginal illustration © Nick Jehlen\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"T-shirts","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":39417892929720,"sku":"DTSSJRNXS1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":39417892962488,"sku":"DTSSJRNS1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":39417892995256,"sku":"DTSSJRNM1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":39417893028024,"sku":"DTSSJRNL1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39417893060792,"sku":"DTSSJRNXL1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":39417893093560,"sku":"DTSSJRN2XL1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":39555787456696,"sku":"DTSSJRN3XL1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":39555788472504,"sku":"DTSSJRN4XL1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/products\/SJSLCT-shirt-Ariel11500x1500.jpg?v=1679169160"},{"product_id":"secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-challenge-coin","title":"Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Challenge Coin","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eof the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp patches available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eOur new Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Challenge Coin is here! 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This quarter-sized enamel pin \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp enamel pins available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eJoin the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear this quarter-sized hard enamel pin with pride! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"s1\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePin is 1\" wide. 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Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso available as an \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin\"\u003eenamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePart of the MAZEL TOUGH collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Premium Cotton Dad Hat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnstructured 6 Panel Crown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre Curved Bill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric Back Strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrass Clasp Closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal illustration © Nick Jehlen\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baseball Cap","offers":[{"title":"Original","offer_id":45097715040507,"sku":"DBCSJSLN1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Goyim Squad","offer_id":45097715073275,"sku":"DBCSJSLGN1","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/products\/SpaceLaserCap-Frontonwhite.jpg?v=1626807622"},{"product_id":"secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-decoder-wheel","title":"Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Decoder Wheel","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eTrade coded messages with members of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps with our new Decoder Wheel! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eThis Official SJSLC decoder wheel can be set to seven different codes to baffle \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\"\u003eMarjorie Taylor Greene\u003c\/a\u003e and prevent any more of our secrets from getting out. Send invites to the next Death Star of David knitting circle or write a note to that cute guy on the Targeting Team with confidence that only authorized members of the SJSLC will be able to read your correspondence. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlus, 50% of profits from this decoder wheel will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"s1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eAlso available: Pins, patches, stickers, and t-shirts! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/collections\/secret-jewish-space-laser\"\u003eSee the whole collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dissent Pins","offers":[{"title":"1","offer_id":40155101200568,"sku":"DPDCSJSLG-1","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2","offer_id":40155101233336,"sku":"DPDCSJSLG12","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/products\/Decoder-Wheel-frames-1200x1200.gif?v=1628190098"},{"product_id":"gazpacho-police-t-shirt","title":"Gazpacho Police T-shirt","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAre you ready to join the Gazpacho Police?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMarjorie Taylor Greene is up to her old tricks talking trash about the police: the Gazpacho Police. 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You've found the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Hoodie! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eof the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp Hoodies available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePart of the MAZEL TOUGH collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColor: Navy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePullover hood, inset sleeves, kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy weight, 10.3 oz\/yd2\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLined hood, tonal shoestring drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex Sizing:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eScroll down for size chart\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoodies are manufactured by ascolour. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ascolour.com\/social-responsibility\"\u003eSocial Responsibility Statement\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted by New Duds in Vermont. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlso available as an \u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin\"\u003eenamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/collections\/secret-jewish-space-laser\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-patch\"\u003epatch\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnisex Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/files\/ASColourHoodie5102SizeChart480wide_4a36f9b7-660b-4f39-b1e2-e81d3e5c2492_480x480.jpg?v=1678477757\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOriginal illustration © Nick Jehlen\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hoodie","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":44441545572603,"sku":"DHOSJRNXS1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":44441545605371,"sku":"DHOSJRNS1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44441545638139,"sku":"DHOSJRNM1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44441545670907,"sku":"DHOSJRNL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44441545703675,"sku":"DHOSJRNXL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44441545736443,"sku":"DHOSJRN2XL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44441545769211,"sku":"DHOSJRN3XL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/products\/SJSLCHoodie-Ariel21500x1500.jpg?v=1679260368"},{"product_id":"secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-goyim-squad-hoodie","title":"Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Hoodie Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order only!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMembers of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat until\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eof the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp Hoodies available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePart of the MAZEL TOUGH collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColor: Navy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePullover hood, inset sleeves, kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy weight, 10.3 oz\/yd2\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLined hood, tonal shoestring drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex Sizing:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eScroll down for size chart\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoodies are manufactured by ascolour. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ascolour.com\/social-responsibility\"\u003eSocial Responsibility Statement\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted by New Duds in Vermont. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlso available as an \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin\"\u003eenamel pin\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dissentpins.com\/collections\/secret-jewish-space-laser\/products\/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-patch\"\u003epatch\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnisex Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/files\/ASColourHoodie5102SizeChart480wide_4a36f9b7-660b-4f39-b1e2-e81d3e5c2492_480x480.jpg?v=1678477757\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOriginal illustration © Nick Jehlen\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hoodie","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":44441691488507,"sku":"DHOSJGRNXS1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":44441691521275,"sku":"DHOSJGRNS1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44441691554043,"sku":"DHOSJGRNM1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44441691586811,"sku":"DHOSJGRNL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44441691619579,"sku":"DHOSJGRNXL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44441691652347,"sku":"DHOSJGRN2XL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44441691685115,"sku":"DHOSJGRN3XL1","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1746\/4337\/products\/SJSLCGoyimHoodie-Ariel21500x1500_59826769-96e0-4586-9b1d-a025793556b2.jpg?v=1679260388"},{"product_id":"secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-kippah","title":"Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Kippah","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow that Marjorie Taylor Greene has \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/intelligencer\/article\/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003erevealed the existence\u003c\/a\u003e of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell our kippot to everyone who wants to join the Corps! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKippah is 5.5\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand crocheted with the emblem of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps on a patch in the center\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eAlso available: Pins, patches, stickers, and t-shirts! 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