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Shhhh! You've found the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt!
Made in the USA Printed in Vermont
50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.
Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene hasrevealed the existenceof the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp T-shirts available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!
