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  • Dissent Collar Patch

    $13.95

    Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had a special collar she wore on days when she dissented from decisions being handed down by the Supreme Court. Justic...

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  • Chupacabra Reintroduction Program Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Chupacabra Reint...

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  • Jackalope Captive Breeding Program Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  First sighted in Dou...

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  • Loch Ness Hatchery Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Loch Ness Hatch...

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  • Not all those who wander are lost Patch

    $13.95

    Want to go for a hike? Great. But some of us are just lost in the woods, and we're not going to hide it anymore.  Our high-quality patches will le...

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  • Loveland Frogman Wildlife Tunnel Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Ever since it was fi...

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  • Mothman Nestwatch Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Mothman Nestwatc...

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  • Squonk Hydration Station Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Originally a desert ...

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  • Jersey Devil Tag & Track Team Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  The Jersey Devil Tag...

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  • Wild Unicorn Reserve Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Located in Maiden B...

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  • Bigfoot Rehab Center Patch

    $13.95

    Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.  Volunteers at our S...

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  • Gazpacho Police Patch

    $13.95

    Are you ready to join the Gazpacho Police? Marjorie Taylor Greene is up to her old tricks talking trash about the police: the Gazpacho Police. If ...

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  • Mazel Tough Patch

    $13.95

    Bubeleh, are you Mazel Tough?  We've taken our motto for the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and made it a patch you can wear with pride! Availabl...

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  • Progress Pride Flag Patch

    $13.95

    The Progress Pride Flag was created by graphic designer Daniel Quasar. Quasar’s design places a greater emphasis on inclusion and progression. Thi...

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  • Send All the Billionaires to Space Patch

    $13.95

    You know where there's space for the biggest egos on earth? In space! If you think we should send all the billionaires into orbit, then this is th...

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  • First Italian Air & Space Covert Operation Patch

    $13.95

    This patch is worn by the true heroes of the 2020 election: the members of the First Italian Air & Space Covert Operation (FIASCO) who stole t...

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  • U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program Patch

    $13.95

    When Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) suggested that the U.S. Forest Service combat climate change by altering the orbit of the Moon, some saw ...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

    $13.95

    Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser ...

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  • Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

    $13.95

    There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our ve...

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