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Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Hoodie Sweatshirt

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Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress. 

Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp Hoodies available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!

Part of the MAZEL TOUGH collection

Product details:

  • Color: Navy
  • Pullover hood, inset sleeves, kangaroo pocket
  • Heavy weight, 10.3 oz/yd2
  • 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece
  • Lined hood, tonal shoestring drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • Unisex Sizing: Scroll down for size chart

Hoodies are manufactured by ascolour. Social Responsibility Statement.

Printed by New Duds in Vermont. 

Also available as an enamel pin and patch.

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