{"title":"U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"shogun-root\" data-shogun-id=\"60d4e81ac4e1b400cf02e72f\" data-shogun-site-id=\"5b1c29e1-0729-4d39-ba10-13d34776c155\" data-shogun-page-id=\"60d4e81ac4e1b400cf02e72f\" data-shogun-page-version-id=\"60d69d9974fa8c0104ed92c8\" data-shogun-platform-type=\"shopify\" data-shogun-variant-id=\"60d69d9974fa8c0104ed9308\" data-region=\"main\"\u003e\n  \n\n\u003cdiv id=\"s-4ed1cb2d-1d59-4d59-999a-aaf5d658c472\" class=\"shg-c  \"\u003e\n  \u003cstyle\u003e\n .shogun-root .shogun-video .fluid-width-video-wrapper { position: static !important; }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv id=\"s-29001c09-7164-4365-bcb5-2f8f12bc8354\" class=\"shg-c  \"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"shg-rich-text shg-theme-text-content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who says Republicans don't care about climate change hasn't been following Rep. Louie Gohmert's plan to save our planet by moving the moon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"shg-c  \" id=\"s-60ff6f5f-6887-4248-aed7-1db60f3a74fd\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"shg-row\" data-col-grid-mode-on=\"\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"shg-c-lg-6 shg-c-md-6 shg-c-sm-6 shg-c-xs-12\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"s-f4ff21e4-4c93-45f2-aa15-bf2e57d093ef\" class=\"shg-c  \"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"shogun-video shogun-video-16x9\"\u003e\n    \n    \n\n    \n\n    \n      \u003ciframe class=\"shogun-video-embed \" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9LQ0Ey07LAI?start=0\u0026amp;end=0\u0026amp;autoplay=0\u0026amp;loop=0\u0026amp;rel=0\" allowfullscreen title=\"Embedded Youtube Video\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/iframe\u003e\n    \n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"shg-c-lg-6 shg-c-md-6 shg-c-sm-6 shg-c-xs-12\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"s-53992be3-e3bf-48c0-b822-e7d861131415\" class=\"shg-c  \"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"shg-rich-text shg-theme-text-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate... If you figure out a way that you in the Forest Service can make that change, I’d like to know.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e—Rep Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) June 8, 2021\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \n      \n      \n      \n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"shg-box-vertical-align-wrapper\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"shg-box shg-c    \" id=\"s-0018f3c6-eeb3-432d-9937-afb4b3c7e8be\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"shg-box-overlay\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"shg-box-content\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv id=\"s-8032c413-2a9e-4086-b238-65a94109b54c\" class=\"shg-c  \"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"shg-rich-text shg-theme-text-content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe U.S. Forest Service is excited to begin building its first multi-stage rocket and is actively procuring heavy-duty rope for this new mission. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eJoin the movement to save the planet by moving the moon! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e#movethemoon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","products":[{"product_id":"u-s-forest-service-lunar-orbit-adjustment-program-patch","title":"U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program Patch","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) suggested that the U.S. Forest Service combat climate change by altering the orbit of the Moon, some saw a man who is clearly out of his depth. But not the U.S. Forest Service. We saw\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e opportunity. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNow is your chance to join the exciting and very real U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program by adding this patch to your bag or jacket. 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But not the U.S. Forest Service. We saw\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e opportunity. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow is your chance to join the exciting and very real U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program by adding this pin to your bag or jacket. 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