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Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt
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Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat untilthe appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)
Now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their own T-shirts proudly!
Made in the USA Printed in Vermont
50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting rights organizations.
