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Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel to raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians.
Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists.
Now, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real and not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists.
50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.