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Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Enamel Pin
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$14.95
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There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on ourvery real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs untilthe appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)
And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their own enamel pins proudly!
50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.
Pin is 1.6" wide. This product has small parts and is not made for children.