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Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Hoodie Sweatshirt
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Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat untilthe appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)
50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.
Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene hasrevealed the existenceof the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp Hoodies available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!
