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Secret Jewish Space Laser

Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel. If you'd like to join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps, you can purchase one of our exclusive hard enamel pins, patches, T-shirts, stickers, caps, or challenge coins!

Mazel tough!

  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Enamel Pin

    $14.95

    Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser C...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Challenge Coin

    $16.95

    Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser ...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt

    $29.95

    Shhhh! You've found the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt!  Made in the USAPrinted in Vermont 50% of profits from this product will be do...

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  • Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps T-shirt

    $29.95

    Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat until the appearan...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Baseball Cap

    $29.95

    Our new Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Baseball Cap is here!  Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Spa...

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    Mazel Tough T-shirt

    $29.95

    Bubeleh, are you Mazel Tough?  We've taken our motto for the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and made it a T-shirt you can wear with pride! Made i...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Decoder Wheel

    from $15.95

    Trade coded messages with members of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps with our new Decoder Wheel!  This Official SJSLC decoder wheel can be set ...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser - 1/400 Scale Model

    $14.95

    Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

    $13.95

    Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser ...

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  • Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

    $13.95

    There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our ve...

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  • Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Enamel Pin

    $14.95

    There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our ver...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps - Car Magnet

    $11.95

    Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser ...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps - Sticker

    $6.95

      UV Laminated White Polypropylene Suitable for indoor + outdoor use 3.5" wide Original illustration © Nick Jehlen

  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad - Sticker

    $6.95

    Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat until the appearan...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Enamel Mini Pin

    $14.95

    Our best-selling pin is now a mini! This quarter-sized enamel pin  Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish ...

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  • Mazel Tough Enamel Pin

    $14.95

    Bubeleh, are you Mazel Tough?  We've taken our motto for the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and made it a hard enamel pin you can wear with pride!...

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  • Mazel Tough - Sticker

    $6.95

    Bubeleh, are you Mazel Tough?  We've taken our motto for the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and made it a sticker you can put on your laptop, car...

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  • Mazel Tough Patch

    $13.95

    Bubeleh, are you Mazel Tough?  We've taken our motto for the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and made it a patch you can wear with pride! Availabl...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Kippah

    $17.95

    Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell our kippot to everyone who wants...

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  • Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad - Car Magnet

    $11.95

    Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs on our very real and not at all fake space laser on Shabbat until the appearan...

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