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Secret Jewish Space Laser
Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel. If you'd like to join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps, you can purchase one of our exclusive hard enamel pins, patches, T-shirts, stickers, caps, or challenge coins!